You're so nebulous sometimes
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
