Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
being pregnant is like rehab
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
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He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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