After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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