Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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