i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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