how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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