for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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