but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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