Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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