Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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