Swine flu. Run for my life!
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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