He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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