They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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