I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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