That's when you crack a 10am beer
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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