This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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