ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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