I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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