Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Girls should come with a carfax report
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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