I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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