Are we in a gay sports bar?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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