Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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