I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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