I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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