that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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