My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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