soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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