she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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