So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
well most of my day revolves around power hour
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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