My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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