just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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