Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
how does that bad decision feel?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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