Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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