Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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