I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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