god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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