Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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