wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
This is the high leading the old right now
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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