I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Blow job season was short but glorious.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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