Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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