so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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