The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Randomize
