do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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