and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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