we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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