no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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