windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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