your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
