Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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