i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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