i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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