Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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