Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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